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Ode for Sheogorath

Come swim with the Birds and the Bees
And Gods flying in their threes
And logical Minded monkeys in the trees
Thank you but no Please!
You try to Halt and put it all on freeze
Here is the Daedric Prince, on your Knees
But you’ve been touched by the Madness
Just Embrace it with total Gladness
For Madness creates Art
A stage for actors to play the Part
Let it find a place in the Heart
Or, face the Retribution and Wrath
Of our rightful Lord Sheogorath
So come dance to the very merry jig
Offer up the yarn, gem and lettuce fig
The cats out of the bag, that dull hag
Laugh at boring old Jyggalag.
An ode for the dear Deadric prince of Madness Sheogorath. Anyone who has played Elder Scrolls 3Morrowind/ 4Oblivion will understand. I'm sure this is a poem after Lord Sheogorath's own insane heart. And if he doesn't like it, what's he gonna do? Make me insane? Too late for dat=D.

Sheogorath, Jyggalag, Daedric are words/names from The Elder Scrolls by Bethesda, NOT by me.
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dragonfire3405 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2015  Student General Artist
I LOVE THE RHYMING! Love
Quite honestly this sounds like poems I've written in the past.
(They didn't make sense to anyone but me, hence why I haven't uploaded them)
 


"I could just spoon your eyes out and play ping-pong with them." I do believe this is my new saying.
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Viddax378 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2015
I am so happy you loved the rhyming I could take your hair and throttle Malacath with it! Feel free to use that new saying, Ping-Pong could do with some attention.
But whats this? You have written but not shared! How dared! Share, share in the glare of foul and fair your poems at the world's fair, take the jump and dare!
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dragonfire3405 Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2015  Student General Artist
How is it that everyone seems interested in my hair? Why, it's becoming a common occurrence for people to mess with my hair, smell it, touch it, play with it, stare at it and speak about it. (Seriously!) But of course, once they try anything of those things I DON'T STAND FOR IT AT ALL. I PUT THEM ON THE DIRT AND STEP ON THEIR FINGERS ONE BY ONE, I PULL THEIR HAIR AND LAUGH WHILE DOING IT.
But sometimes I just put them on the dirt.
Whatever my mood is at that moment.
Also I may upload it, taking the jump and what-not. Plausibly.
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Viddax378 Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2016
Hair so foul or fair must be so rare, as that's why all are going loopy-loo over the locks. Or maybe they are just all hair-brained. Might also be something you noticing more and more. Do try not to full the hair of a medusa and tangle with snaking curls.
Its never too early to start: nothing ventured, nothing gained, nothing broken, nothing sprained!
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dragonfire3405 Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2016  Student General Artist
Ah. I'll keep that in mind. Or my mind will keep it. Or I'll forget it. Depends on if I change my mind or my mind changes me. Whichever comes first.
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Viddax378 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2016
Or it will keep your mind, and have mined your mind place whether you mind or not. Never mind!
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Jumatatu Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2011  Student General Artist
LOVE IT!

But you forgot the cheese. Sheogorath, me and myself, need that cheese1
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Viddax378 Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2011
When properly distributed amongst the masses and within the Shivering Isles, it shall be carved into cheese or accompanied by it. Beware the cheese knife my son, the blade that bash the teeth that... actually it'll be very nice to cut the cheese and a few mortals as well. I'm so glad you commented I could just spoon your eyes out and play ping-pong with them.
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Jumatatu Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2011  Student General Artist
Yeah, except you can't do that to a Madgod...
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Viddax378 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011
And they said I would have to be sane to spoon out a Madgod's eyes. So I did, with the Madgod's own toes and throes and foes and shoes, and some of their blues in twoes and a volatile suicidal muse. So whats the news!
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Jumatatu Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011  Student General Artist
I do think you belong in Mania, my friend.
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Viddax378 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2011
Ah but no! I do like the sublety and secrecy of Dementia and the intrigue and back-stabbing politics. Though I would have both lands melded together and used the amassed army to give Mehrunes Dagon a good rollicking with a radish.
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Jumatatu Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2011  Student General Artist
Have you had an overdose of greenmote?
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Viddax378 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2011
Ah no mein fratlin! I need nae greenmote to make with the smote and words I wrote. Sheogorath has touched me so I need no fuel but myself to start the engines of mania and madness and dementia. It was a poke in the ribs if ye must know. Pass on the Madness. Pass on the Poke.
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Codfish107 Featured By Owner May 5, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Viddax378 Featured By Owner May 6, 2011
You're welcome to enjoy this poem that is... you can't be Sheggers himself as you didn't offer me cheesed beverages...
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Codfish107 Featured By Owner May 6, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
lol, sorry for that
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Viddax378 Featured By Owner May 7, 2011
Oh thats alright.
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Onasaki Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I love this. XD
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Viddax378 Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2011
And Sheogorath loves you... and cheese.
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AkatsukiChild Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2010
You, my fellow Sheogorath fan... Is an amazing piece of cheese! :XD: This poem is awesome!
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Viddax378 Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2010
Aw shucks. Twas nothing but a mania induced piece for 'He Who Holds All The Cheese'. And doubly thanks for favouriting it. May all your pies be filled with brains... and burning dogs... and cheese.
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AkatsukiChild Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2010
Aww. I think it's cool :D

Thank you! :XD:
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Viddax378 Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2010
Brain filled pies for everyone!!

Don't all rush at once now...
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AkatsukiChild Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2010
XD
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Stonehandthegiant Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2010
nice poem :3
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Zack-The-Great Featured By Owner May 4, 2010  Student Interface Designer
Hello! I am working on a mod for Morrowind called 'Diamond Infinity', and I was hoping that you would allow to add your literature into the books that will be included in this mod!

-You will be credited
-The text will not be changed, or the story altered. However if the story is unfinished, or uncontinued, I will add a note that says [The rest of the pages are gone] or something like that.
-The title might be changed in the mod, however you can request it not to be.

If you have any more Morrowind literature you want to have in my mod, let me know!

=Zeh-True-Chaomaster
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Viddax378 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2010
Sorry for the oh so late reply but if the offers is still up I'd be flattered. If at all possible could it be credited to Viddax, if not then Viddax378 is fine.
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Zack-The-Great Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2010  Student Interface Designer
Its ok, and the offer is still up. :D I'll add it right away.
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Viddax378 Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2010
Oh goody goody gumdrops. Sheggers will be pleased!
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Zack-The-Great Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2010  Student Interface Designer
Indeed. :D
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Vinterprinsessa Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2009
Great, and I'm sure he'd have liked it. Sheogorath is my favourite Daedric Prince :D
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Viddax378 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2009
I would be rewarded for sure; maybe a cloud or a clown or a crown or a clout. How can anyone not like Sheogorath!
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InsaneFallenAngel Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2009
*Smiles a big I'm so very happy insane smile* I love it! And I love all of you...But not in THAT way.
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Viddax378 Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2009
I'm so glad you enjoyed it. *psychotic half grin* I have only just got Oblivion and shivering isles so there may be more like this on the bloody horizon. Nice to be loved, even if only partly =D
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InsaneFallenAngel Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2009
That would be awsome. Yes, keep up the great work!
What do you mean by that last thing though? *scratches head*
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Viddax378 Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2009
Well you said you love me but not in that way! any love better than none. I am a beloved after all!!:psychotic:
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InsaneFallenAngel Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2009
*knows the feeling*
At least the madness loves me.
I bet the madness loves you too!
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Viddax378 Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2009
Madness loves us all. Thats a great thing about madness: it is diverse itself, and doesn't descriminate.
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InsaneFallenAngel Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2009
I wish I could find some people like you to be friends with.
You really seem to get it.
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Viddax378 Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2009
Crazy is just genius that doesn't have the right expression. Getting it is hard, keeping it is harder.
Be glad of the friends you have, you never know when they may be gone for good.
Besides there's plenty of crazies out there, just attract them with a rubber chicken or something like that.
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Kieranfoy Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2009
Ah, Sheogorath, greatest of the Daedra. Man after me own heart, really. Nutty, but so am I!

Sheogorath for president! Cheese for everyone!

Or no one!

Death to the Prince of Order. Or was it bisuits?

Silliness aside, it's an excellant tune. You may wind up Poet Laureate of the shivering isles.
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Viddax378 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2009
It would a nice job but a bit deadly.. for the locals that is:evillaugh:. Thanks anyway! And yes Sheogorath is a after your heart, and my heart and anyone's heart to make a heart soup.
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Kieranfoy Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2009
I thought it was brain pie?
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Viddax378 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2009
Correct, it was brain pie, but heart soup for starters. And a glass half-baked ideas on the side.
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Kieranfoy Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2009
Ah. And maybe a jug of dew and some moonbeams for afters, eh?
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Viddax378 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2009
Mints are better, hold lots of money.
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Kieranfoy Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2009
A valid point.

And cheese.

Cheese for everyone!
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Viddax378 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2009
Celebration!
Scratch that, cheese for no-one, which can a celebration too if you don't like cheese.
Hmm, scratchable cheese.
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FireFever Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2009
Yay Sheogorath!!! the most awsome of all the daedric Lords!!! ^.^ dont you love him so?


. . . he made me insane! ^w^
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