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Ode for Sheogorath

Come swim with the Birds and the Bees
And Gods flying in their threes
And logical Minded monkeys in the trees
Thank you but no Please!
You try to Halt and put it all on freeze
Here is the Daedric Prince, on your Knees
But you’ve been touched by the Madness
Just Embrace it with total Gladness
For Madness creates Art
A stage for actors to play the Part
Let it find a place in the Heart
Or, face the Retribution and Wrath
Of our rightful Lord Sheogorath
So come dance to the very merry jig
Offer up the yarn, gem and lettuce fig
The cats out of the bag, that dull hag
Laugh at boring old Jyggalag.
An ode for the dear Deadric prince of Madness Sheogorath. Anyone who has played Elder Scrolls 3Morrowind/ 4Oblivion will understand. I'm sure this is a poem after Lord Sheogorath's own insane heart. And if he doesn't like it, what's he gonna do? Make me insane? Too late for dat=D.

Sheogorath, Jyggalag, Daedric are words/names from The Elder Scrolls by Bethesda, NOT by me.
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WilloweWolf Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist

But you forgot the cheese. Sheogorath, me and myself, need that cheese1
Viddax378 Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2011
When properly distributed amongst the masses and within the Shivering Isles, it shall be carved into cheese or accompanied by it. Beware the cheese knife my son, the blade that bash the teeth that... actually it'll be very nice to cut the cheese and a few mortals as well. I'm so glad you commented I could just spoon your eyes out and play ping-pong with them.
WilloweWolf Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, except you can't do that to a Madgod...
Viddax378 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011
And they said I would have to be sane to spoon out a Madgod's eyes. So I did, with the Madgod's own toes and throes and foes and shoes, and some of their blues in twoes and a volatile suicidal muse. So whats the news!
WilloweWolf Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I do think you belong in Mania, my friend.
Viddax378 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2011
Ah but no! I do like the sublety and secrecy of Dementia and the intrigue and back-stabbing politics. Though I would have both lands melded together and used the amassed army to give Mehrunes Dagon a good rollicking with a radish.
WilloweWolf Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Have you had an overdose of greenmote?
Viddax378 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2011
Ah no mein fratlin! I need nae greenmote to make with the smote and words I wrote. Sheogorath has touched me so I need no fuel but myself to start the engines of mania and madness and dementia. It was a poke in the ribs if ye must know. Pass on the Madness. Pass on the Poke.
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Codfish107 Featured By Owner May 5, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Viddax378 Featured By Owner May 6, 2011
You're welcome to enjoy this poem that is... you can't be Sheggers himself as you didn't offer me cheesed beverages...
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